Will Jones

A little known fact about the Coach is that he can't resist a cookie. Someone will bring in a box. One person will get up to get one and the Coach thinks, "cool, I'll have one." The problem is that he thinks that each time someone gets up to have one. Then he has to have some chips so the salt and oil balances out the butter and sugar; and then he has to have a cup of coffee; and then a beer to balance that; and then a jog. It is a vicious cycle, but the Coach owns that cycle.